Investing In Heaven

“Paul, I’m having trouble with my checking account.”

As a newly-wed, I needed all the help I could get. So, I called Paul whenever my account didn’t balance, which was quite regularly.

“Really!” I could detect the sarcasm in his voice. Still, we chatted for a while; and of course, he solved my problem.

“How’s your new job going?” I asked him. Paul had just been promoted to Junior Vice President of a local bank.

“Good. Now I don’t handle just your account.”